Brand a Day

Deuce-Deuce — Two men working as one, perfect unity, perfect...

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 08:31:06 -0700

Deuce-Deuce — Two men working as one, perfect unity, perfect harmony.

GORM’S CAM — If you would like to borrow Gorm’s...

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:07:15 -0700

GORM’S CAM — If you would like to borrow Gorm’s camera he would like to loan it to you.

KARD — Scandinavian trading card company. KARD became famous in...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 11:07:06 -0700

KARD — Scandinavian trading card company. KARD became famous in 1998 with their “Exclusively Frank” set of 133 unique Frank Thomas cards. KARD was founded for the sole purpose of making money. Over its life it has lost 3.7 million dollars. Analyst expect the company to soon fold, Flair has repeatedly refused to even make an offer to buy the company.

Neuet — The end product of 3 German nudist and their discontent...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 11:05:05 -0700

Neuet — The end product of 3 German nudist and their discontent with modern fashions. Neuet has ushered in a new extreme interpretation of less is more with what they call “tastefully absent” garments.

Bullroni Softworks — From Wikipedia: “Bullroni wasn’t always in...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:31:00 -0700

Bullroni Softworks —

From Wikipedia:

“Bullroni wasn’t always in the software business… It is interesting to note that Pepe Bullroni came to the United States to sell his specialty bull meat. It wasn’t until 1986, 3 years after Pepe’s death, that Kevin Bullroni transitioned the company from sulfates to software.”

I WANT TO EAT YOUR HEART — A group of loosely associated, highly...

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 06:09:45 -0700

I WANT TO EAT YOUR HEART — A group of loosely associated, highly excited, even more highly opinionated cyber badasses. They have been quoted as having the singular goal of “wrecking everyone’s shit.” How could you blame this lovable band? Wrecking everyone’s shit is fun and also funny.

Various Hughes — A fledgling airplane paint manufacturer founded...

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 19:03:52 -0700

Various Hughes — A fledgling airplane paint manufacturer founded by 14 of Howard Hughes’ bastard children. They share is unmatched passion and pure insanity, but sadly not one of them was blessed with an ounce of good business sense.

Analog Off International — Founded in 1974 by José Wright....

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:34:30 -0700

Analog Off International — Founded in 1974 by José Wright. Analog Off International knows what you’re doing and they need you to stop. AOI Is willing to do whatever it takes to get you to stop, whatever it takes. Jose is no fool. He will not be fucked with. Please call with your inquires.

Kevin’s House of Bombs — The best discoteca, according to...

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 13:48:48 -0700

Kevin’s House of Bombs — The best discoteca, according to the “Scandinavian League of Dance,” for the last 14 years. Established in 1976, the company’s motto is: “Scream, Sing, Cry and Dance Bombs Away.”

Pink Soap INC. — Goblin Blood, Purring Maggot Dung, Dorf Urine?...

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 22:10:13 -0700

Pink Soap INC. — Goblin Blood, Purring Maggot Dung, Dorf Urine? No problem. From the mind of master soap maker Zon Febzagod, who recently admired his own fine bed, comes the first mass produced non-poison soap to be exported to the Kingdom of Typhoons. Perfect for sturdy creatures fond of drink and industry.

Quick Bikes — You have a weight problem. It is plain to see. You...

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:25:10 -0700

Quick Bikes — You have a weight problem. It is plain to see. You don’t do fast, but you want to. Why wouldn’t you? But you also want to stay fat. Quick Bikes has the thing for you. Through the magic of technological advancement Quick Bikes has been able to attach engines to otherwise useless pedal bikes. Now you can ride like the wind without shedding even a single precious calorie.

Fried Egg Cafe — Run by and for postmenopausal women. The...

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:19:00 -0700

Fried Egg Cafe — Run by and for postmenopausal women. The hollandaise is wonderful.

Hanchorings — The number two “sailors only” dating...

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 23:48:28 -0700

Hanchorings — The number two “sailors only” dating website.

Hopeless Hills — 15 miles outside of Yuma, AZ, Hopeless Hills is...

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:10:00 -0700

Hopeless Hills — 15 miles outside of Yuma, AZ, Hopeless Hills is the singles retreat with the highest average temperature and the lowest barrier to entry. If you think you’re hopeless we guarantee you will find someone just as pathetic as yourself within a week or less at the Hopeless Hills. Love is only $27.99/per night away.

Shades of Gray — Are you a white woman who has been convected of...

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:52:46 -0700

Shades of Gray — Are you a white woman who has been convected of committing non heinous sexual acts against a teenager? If so, you might be looking to take a court ordered trip to Shades of Gray. Really it’s up to your council.

Denim Island — Huge advancements in scientific technology have...

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:04:00 -0700

Denim Island — Huge advancements in scientific technology have been able to create an island full of living demin. Jean de Parka has invited four individuals, plus his two grandchildren to join him at Demin Island. But will everything go to plan? Especially when one of the parks own workers attempt to steal the demin embryos, and have to shut down all the electricity in the process. It’s now a race for survival with everyone located all over the island!

Now looking for investors!!

Contact ariel@capitalequitypartners.com

Permanent Parliament — With all the governments being...

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 16:16:00 -0700

Permanent Parliament — With all the governments being overthrown these days there are a lot of countries left with out a governing body. Permanent Parliament serves to fill those gaps. For a low one time payment PP will set up shop in your country and run it like an industrial leviathan until all the blood, sweat, tears and profits have been milked out. After that they will open up your rotting husk of a country to free election and go on their marry way.

Hip Top — The international organization in charge of keeping...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 14:34:14 -0700

Hip Top — The international organization in charge of keeping the ranking on the 100 coolest hipsters. Much like the Forbes 100 is to rich folk, being on the Hip Top 100 is the highest validation any hipster can receive.

Green Screen Men — These guys are it. Special...

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 16:32:58 -0700

Green Screen Men — These guys are it. Special “affects” start and end with these guys. These four guys pioneered what it is to make “magic” in movies.

Monster Doctor — WWII Vet. Nigel Hunter came back to the USA in...

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:59:34 -0700

Monster Doctor — WWII Vet. Nigel Hunter came back to the USA in 1945 and vowed from that point forward he would only help preserve life. He was not smart enough to be a doctor so he opened a practice as a veterinarian, and became known as the Monster Doctor.