Quick Bikes — You have a weight problem. It is plain to see. You don’t do fast, but you want to. Why wouldn’t you? But you also want to stay fat. Quick Bikes has the thing for you. Through the magic of technological advancement Quick Bikes has been able to attach engines to otherwise useless pedal bikes. Now you can ride like the wind without shedding even a single precious calorie.
Fried Egg Cafe — Run by and for postmenopausal women. The hollandaise is wonderful.
Hanchorings — The number two “sailors only” dating website.
Hopeless Hills — 15 miles outside of Yuma, AZ, Hopeless Hills is the singles retreat with the highest average temperature and the lowest barrier to entry. If you think you’re hopeless we guarantee you will find someone just as pathetic as yourself within a week or less at the Hopeless Hills. Love is only $27.99/per night away.
Shades of Gray — Are you a white woman who has been convected of committing non heinous sexual acts against a teenager? If so, you might be looking to take a court ordered trip to Shades of Gray. Really it’s up to your council.
Denim Island — Huge advancements in scientific technology have been able to create an island full of living demin. Jean de Parka has invited four individuals, plus his two grandchildren to join him at Demin Island. But will everything go to plan? Especially when one of the parks own workers attempt to steal the demin embryos, and have to shut down all the electricity in the process. It’s now a race for survival with everyone located all over the island!
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Permanent Parliament — With all the governments being overthrown these days there are a lot of countries left with out a governing body. Permanent Parliament serves to fill those gaps. For a low one time payment PP will set up shop in your country and run it like an industrial leviathan until all the blood, sweat, tears and profits have been milked out. After that they will open up your rotting husk of a country to free election and go on their marry way.
Hip Top — The international organization in charge of keeping the ranking on the 100 coolest hipsters. Much like the Forbes 100 is to rich folk, being on the Hip Top 100 is the highest validation any hipster can receive.
Green Screen Men — These guys are it. Special “affects” start and end with these guys. These four guys pioneered what it is to make “magic” in movies.
Monster Doctor — WWII Vet. Nigel Hunter came back to the USA in 1945 and vowed from that point forward he would only help preserve life. He was not smart enough to be a doctor so he opened a practice as a veterinarian, and became known as the Monster Doctor.
